The ancestry of Mr. Bean (aka, Radar, Batman, Tripod, and the-best-doggie-in-the-whole-wide-world) has been identified. Now, before anyone goes off on me for spending money on this, I received a DNA testing kit as a Christmas gift. It is a common tool used by the American Kennel Club to verify breeds. They are available at a reasonable cost. (So, now Joanie wants to have me tested to find out what I am.) A company called BioPet analyzed Mr. Bean's DNA and came up with the following verdict:
Level one (over 75% of a breed) ...not in the cards for Mr. Bean.
Level two (between 37-74% of a breed) ...we all were right ...Chihuahua!
Level three (between 20-36% of a breed) ...we never guessed this, and are extremely mystified over it ...Pug! What?
Level four (between 10-19% of a breed) ...this one makes sense ...Poodle
Level five (less than 10% of a breed) ...the little dude has two of these ...Border Collie and Shetland Sheepdog. That explains why he can't resist herding our cat around the house.
Well, there you have it. Mr. Bean, the best dog I've ever had, is The All American Mutt. God unexpectedly dropped this little dude in our lives to give us a lot of joy, and I imagine to reduce my blood pressure. So lift a glass to Mr. Bean, our very own "Chi-pu-poo-bor-shet."
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